中国体育老师将剑带到课堂
The Chinese PE teacher bringing swords to his lessons
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中国四川省一位35岁的体育老师从2011年开始教学生武术。学生们每周练习三次剑术。曾科甚至用汽车轮胎自己制造设备。他说，他想把传统文化传授给下一代，而不仅仅是实用技能。
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A 35-year-old PE teacher in China’s Sichuan province started teaching students martial arts in 2011. Students practise sword fighting three times a week. Zeng Ke even built the equipment by himself using car tyres. He said he wants to impart traditional culture to the next generation, not just practical skills.
中国四川省一位35岁的体育老师从2011年开始教学生武术。学生们每周练习三次剑术。曾科甚至用汽车轮胎自己制造设备。他说，他想把传统文化传授给下一代，而不仅仅是实用技能。
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A 35-year-old PE teacher in China’s Sichuan province started teaching students martial arts in 2011. Students practise sword fighting three times a week. Zeng Ke even built the equipment by himself using car tyres. He said he wants to impart traditional culture to the next generation, not just practical skills.
中国四川省一位35岁的体育老师从2011年开始教学生武术。学生们每周练习三次剑术。曾科甚至用汽车轮胎自己制造设备。他说，他想把传统文化传授给下一代，而不仅仅是实用技能。
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When your PE teacher is over qualified.
你的体育老师太合格了。
I wish I had my PE like that. I probably would have never skipped class.
我希望我的体育课是那样的。我可能永远不会逃课。
I liked this kind of physical activity you learn to defend yourself but also to be healthy at the same time
我喜欢这种体育活动，你要学会保护自己，同时也要保持健康。
Such an amazing Instructor
真是个了不起的教练
If I had a P.E class like this
I would never forget my gym clothes
如果我上这样的体育课
我永远不会忘记我的运动服
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My PE teacher is fat, can''t even run but everyone runs on his whistle
我的体育老师很胖，连跑步都不会，所以每个人都在他的哨子声中跑。
Wish My School Was this instead of runnig around and doing pushups and situps
希望我的学校是这样，而不是到处跑，做俯卧撑和仰卧起坐。
Imagine having bathroom fights in that school.
想象一下在那所学校里的厕所发生打架。
90% who watched this are probably wishing they have something like this
90%的人可能希望他们有这样的经历。
This could never be possible in the U.S, I would already imagine all the Karens accusing the school of teaching kids "violence" ???♀?. It would be cool though
这在美国是不可能的，我已经可以想象圣母们会指责学校教孩子们“暴力”了，不过会很酷的
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Nobody:
This teacher:
LET''S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO DEFEAT THE HUNS
无名小卒：
这位老师：
我们开始谈正事吧
打败匈奴
This is SO IMPOSSIBLY COOL. Not to mention how he''s promoting healthier lifestyles, preserving tradition, and gives the kids skills that may save their lives one day.
这真是太酷了。更不用说他是如何提倡更健康的生活方式，保持传统，并给孩子们的技能，也许有一天可以挽救他们的生命。
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The art of self-defence extremely important for children to learn. Mental and physical culture should be balanced. I hope that these kids are also learning some of the philosophical principles that underpin the martial arts.
自卫的艺术对孩子们学习极为重要。身心文化要平衡。我希望这些孩子也在学习一些武学方面的哲学理论。
Seriously this sounds like fun. I actually wished my school had a better PE and Games class than just ball games.
说真的这听起来很有趣。我真希望我的学校有一个比球类运动更好的体育和游戏课。
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Imagine if every school has a swordsmanship class
想象一下如果每个学校都有剑术课。。。
Glad to hear that there are still a lot of people in China who are working their best to preserve Chinese culture
很高兴听到中国还有很多人在努力保护中国文化
Chinese PE teacher:
My PE teacher: aigh we playin'' dodgeball
中国体育教师：。。。
我的体育老师：我们玩躲避球
Meanwhile in America: PE teacher bringing GUNS to the lessons.
同时在美国：体育老师带枪来上课。
before long the whole school will be turned into an army
不久，整个学校将变成一支军队
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We aren’t even allowed to pick up snow...
I’m jealous
我们甚至不能捡雪。。。
我嫉妒
The teacher: how can you consider yourself students if you don’t learn self-defense? Go beyond, PLUS ULTRA
老师：如果你不学会自卫，你怎么能认为自己是学生呢？超越极限
Hua Mulan has entered the chat
花木兰已进入聊天室
why cant all schools be like this man i wouldn’t skip school if they had this
为什么所有的学校都不搞这种？如果他们有这个我不会逃学的
all this kids are future Wushu champion
这些孩子都是未来的武术冠军
Plot twist: When they grow up, they will become gangsters.
情节转折：当他们长大后，他们会成为歹徒。
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That’s why you never mess with the Chinese
所以千万不要去招惹中国人
Last time they want their traditional clothes back,now they learn how to use sword,.tommorrow i would imagine some of them fighting in the Air using sword and traditional clothes..??
上一次他们想要回他们的传统服装，现在他们学习如何使用剑。明天他们会穿着传统服装用剑在空中打架？
I wish this was taught in school instead of sports.
我希望学校里能教这个，而不是上运动课。
药含
??? 很好！即使是他们也不会忘记最重要的一件事：竹林（嗯，可能是花园而不是森林，但仍然……）。
Meanwhile we are taking how to throw a handball in our P. E.
与此同时，我们正在学习如何在体育课上投掷手球。
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China: has sword fighting for PE
America: we shouldnt teach that because it involves a weapon which could teach them violence and student could get hurt blah blah blah blah
中国：体育课上学剑术
美国：我们不应该教这一点，因为这涉及到一种可以教他们暴力的武器，学生可能会受伤等等等等
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Everyone gangster til the teacher takes out the sandals.
每个人都是歹徒，直到老师拿出凉鞋。
History teacher then introduced Tai Chi in his class
历史老师随后在班上介绍了太极拳
Nice to see more HEMAlike swordarts! Free play and sparring is fun and makes your fighting better :)
很高兴看到更多像剑镖的人！自由游戏和打斗很有趣，让你的战斗更精彩：）
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PE in China: *swords, martial arts, discipline, culture, and etc
PE in America: “The FitnessGram? Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding”
中国体育：*剑术、武术、纪律、文化等
美国体育：“健身计划？定速测试是一个多阶段的有氧能力测试，随着测试的进行，难度逐渐增加。20米步行者测试将在30秒后开始。一开始就排队。跑步速度开始缓慢，但在听到这个信号后每分钟都会加快。每次听到这个声音，就应该完成一圈。丁记得要跑直线，而且跑得越长越好。第二次你没有在声音响起前完成一圈，你的测试就结束了。测试将从单词start开始。听你的，准备好，丁”
Respect to that PE teacher for actually making an effort to teach something and not just handout papers about the "art of throwing a ball" like my teachers do
尊敬那个体育老师，因为他真的在努力教一些东西，而不是像我的老师那样仅仅分发关于“扔球的艺术”的论文
They can probably handle themselves if they get sent back to the past, huh.
如果他们被送回过去，他们也许能应付得了，哈。
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Plot twist : The students are learning cultivation
情节转折：学生在学习修养
Meanwhile in the US
PE Teachers: Hey guys let''s go play C.O.D
同时在美国
体育老师：嘿，伙计们，我们去玩C.O.D
This would be like the best PE class ever!
这将是有史以来最好的体育课！
but honestly as an Asian, we''re up to things like this
但老实说，作为一个亚洲人，我们可以做这样的事情
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This is the first PE teacher that isn''t fat and sits all class watching you make all the work.
这是第一个不胖的体育老师，坐在教室里看着你做所有的作业。
Meanwhile in my school: film yourself playing volleyball inside your house with the help of family members
Uh yea one problem, they''re all at work. I''m alone. q_q
同时在我的学校里：在家人的帮助下拍摄自己在家里打排球
嗯，有一个问题，他们都在工作。我一个人。。。q\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ U q
In our school The kids can’t even run with a basketball without falling
在我们学校，孩子们连带着篮球跑都会摔倒
This just makes me sad that something like this could never happen in the US
这让我很难过，这样的事情在美国永远不会发生
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Yes, this is healthy rather than staying behind computers playing computer games only...
是的，这比呆在电脑后面玩电脑游戏更健康。。
Meanwhile in my country: wEaPoNs NoT aLlOwEd
同时在我国：武器是不被允许的
meanwhile in america: run 40 laps while i eat food
同时在美国：边吃东西边跑40圈
What you here there: sword and fighting noises
What I hear at my school: “the fitness gram pacer test will began shortly, ready...”
你在这儿干什么：剑和打斗的声音
我在学校听到的是：“健身测试马上就要开始了，准备好了……”